Tuesday, November 25, 2008

Hey little girl would ya like some candy? Your mama said it's OK.

Well today is the day that we here in America celebrate our dubious beginning.

400-some years ago, a cult of fanatical religious extremists packed up their shit and sailed the ocean blue to find what they'd hoped would be a land of freedom for all....all adult white men who adhered to some really whack rules.

Here they feasted with the natives, who gave them corn and cranberries. In return, they gave them smallpox and venereal disease.

Then winter hit and they all died.

Happy Thanksgiving everyone!